Friday, May 29, 2009

Tesla Model S

The Tesla Model S is the greatest thing to happen since sliced bread and yet for some reason, no one's really talking about it. The Model S is an electric car- I know, you’re already bored: by writing 'electric car' you're either thinking hippie van with flower decals that runs on a combination of sunlight, olive oil, and love or this...


Very wrong, keep reading...

Using a high density liquid-cooled lithium ion battery along with an innovative single gearbox (just gun it, no herky jerky shifting with this guy) the Model S not only charges in just four hours using a standard outlet (charging costs are estimated at four bucks) but it’ll go 300 miles in a single charge.


Moreover, this beast seats five adults PLUS two children and that aforementioned single gearbox can go 0-60 in just 5.6 seconds while reaching speeds as high as 120 mph. Plus, for long roadtrips or when you’re on the go, the Model S has the option to quick charge in 45 minutes or install a backup battery in about the time it takes to fill your current ridiculously-outdated-car’s tank with gas. Oh and the car includes a 17” (that’s laptop screen size) infotainment touchscreen with always on internet connectivity- bout damn time someone internetized our cars. Best of all, base price for this monster is less than $50k. Sadly, the Model S doesn’t go into production until 2011 but you can reserve yours here for only $5k.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Wenge

Let’s talk wood. A couple months back the fine folks at CMK development sent a list of upgrades and selections for me to make with regard to the new apartment. Things like toilet type, carpet color, countertop granite, etc. One of the items on this absurdly long list was cabinetry and one of the million options was wenge wood. Wenge, pronounced (when-gay), is a ridiculously awesome variety of wood: it’s dense as a rock, has awesome texture, is dark in a very aggressive I’m-gonna-kick-your-ass kind of way, and being able to walk around saying your wood is wenge is just plain hilarious. In fact, I found the word so amusing I kept yelling wenge whenever I was asked for an opinion on something I didn't have an opinion on.


The word wenge reminds me of the word Kuna. I spent a summer in Croatia and the Croatian dollar is called the kuna. "I got so much kuna that summer." "My wood is wenge." YES! Haha. I’m so entertained. You’re not, I don’t care. Buy something wenge with your hard earned kuna, it’s fun to say.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Ice Balls

Making the perfect cocktail. If you’re a connoisseur of liquor than you probably understand the importance of ice. You’re probably also well aware of its many shortcomings- principal one being the rate at which it dissolves into water thereby ruining a perfectly balanced drink. Our friends in the Far East recognized this problem and decided to put those math brains to good use and come up with a solution… ICE BALLS. If you want to be fancy you can also say spherical ice cubes. The science behind the idea is that one circular ball of ice will not only cool your drink at the same rate as the standard ice cube, but because of the smaller surface area, the ice will remain intact for considerably longer. That, plus the fact that it looks really sweet.


So how do you make this happen at home? Well the Japanese use this $1,300 US dollar Taisin Ice Mold. By comparison, their $176 “mini” version seems pretty reasonable, but unless you have Batman money, it’s probably a little ridiculous to spend that much on a glorified ice tray. Luckily for us, we live in a society that obsesses with making a “golf” version of everything including golf ball ice cubes. Best of all, this ice tray can be had for $20 with shipping. It should be noted that the diameter of a golf ball is 1.68” and it seems as though most of the ice molds meant for alcoholic drinks are 2” or larger, meaning golf ball ice balls are 16% smaller but I’m not convinced that matters.

If you want to be a real badass make sure to make clear ice. Do a google search for a how to guide on doing that.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Palm Pre

Yesterday was my first post and I basically described this blog as a place where I’ll post my condo related purchases. But today I’m more interested in talking about my next cell phone purchase and it’s my blog so I’ll do it and you’ll like it.

My next cell phone will be the Palm Pre. The Pre is a new smart phone designed by a dying company to compete in a saturated market with well established rivals (Blackberry, Apple, Windows Mobile). And you know what? I’m pretty sure Steve Jobs and Bill Gates pissed themselves a little bit after seeing this phone.



And here’s why…Palm’s been working on this “new” phone since 2007. Unlike HTC and Blackberry (both of whom came out with crappy touch phones), Palm didn’t try to assimilate an existing operating system into a touch screen capacity phone- like apple, they developed a new operating system meant to be used by a touch screen phone. That distinction is HUGE, and this Apple approach to doing business isn’t a coincidence. Palm, in a very Bill Gates I’m-gonna-buy-up-the-world move that I’m surprised Microsoft didn’t do before, went out and hired Apple’s best tech guys to run their company. The biggest and most influential hire happened back in ’07 when Palm, in the steal of the freakin century, poached Jon Rubinstein away from Apple. While you may have never heard of him you definitely know his work, scan the Wikipedia copy and paste job below:

“Steve Jobs charged Rubinstein with coming up with a portable music player on a rushed, 8-month timetable.[10][11] It was Rubinstein who recognized the utility of the iPod’s key technology, the tiny, 1.8-inch hard disk drive on which music is stored; he came across it while on a routine visit to Toshiba.[10] Engineers there had developed the drive, but were not sure how it could be used.[10] It was Rubinstein who assembled and managed a team of hardware and software engineers to ready the product.[12]

The team’s engineers needed to overcome a number of hurdles, including figuring out how to play music off a spinning hard drive for more than 10 hours without wiping out a battery charge.[12] Rubinstein’s production contacts proved invaluable, too; the iPod’s sleek, minimalist design, with its high-gloss, engraveable metal back, was a mass-manufacturing triumph.[11]

The success of the first-generation iPod was almost overnight.[14] The business became so important to Apple that the iPod was ultimately spun off into its own division, which Rubinstein took over.[10]

For those of you that skipped the above section Wikipedia says Rubinstein is a geek god. But Rubinstein couldn’t do it by himself so he went out and hired most of Apple’s iPod and Iphone division- the most significant hire being Paul Mercer. Mercer is the dude that developed the iPod interface. The point I’m making here is that this phone and its operating system is the product of two years of development by Apple’s top guys. Palm was being run out of business and in that desperation they went out and basically stole from Apple.

Ok, so now that you know why the Palm Pre isn’t just another in a long line of iPhone wannabes let’s talk about the phone itself. The new OS is called WebOS and as the name implies, it’s constantly connected to the web. Your contacts, calendars, and lord knows what else are pulled and organized (without duplicates) from your various internet sources (gmail, facebook, outlook, etc.). So let’s say you use gmail for your email, facebook to keep in touch with friends, outlook for work and calendar, and google as a secondary personal calendar- this phone will automatically take the phone number you have for a contact, add that persons email address from your gmail account, add the profile picture plus any other contact info given on facebook, and then compile all of that info for each person in one place. Let’s face it, while outlook and gmail and facebook all give the user the ability to compile all of a persons contact info in one place, no one ever actually does that?!? Palm recognized this and found a solution anyway. Brilliant.

And, unlike the iPhone the Pre allows for true uninhibited multitasking. Other than a few core apps such as the phone and iPod player, the Iphone requires it’s users to completely close out one application in order to use another. The Pre, by use of an ingenious ‘card’ system allows users to move back and forth between however many applications they want while the other apps just run in the background.

AND the phone has a tactile keyboard. I know the iPhone touch keyboard is by far the best touchscreen keyboard in the business, but it will never ever ever ever measure up to a tactile keyboard and Palm gives you one.

Other features include an App Store, itunes recognition (the phone syncs with iTunes), multi touch browser (like the iPhone), wireless touchstone charger (yes you read that correctly), and some other features that are pretty standard with most smart phones.

I’m a huge fan of the iPhone, in fact, I’m a huge fan of all Apple products and this phone may as well have been made by Apple. Palm stole Apple’s top guys and gave them 2+ years to come out with something better and by all accounts they may have just done that. The phone comes out June 6th on Sprint, I suspect other carriers will have a version of the Pre shortly thereafter. After I get the phone I’ll post a much shorter follow up review on my thoughts.

Monday, May 25, 2009

The Ocho!

Wadup people. On June 8th I officially become a Van Buren Boy- for those that don't know, Martin Van Buren is the badass eighth president of the United States whose life has been an inspiration for street toughs everywhere.



The inspiration behind this blog is twofold: 1) a friend of mine from Indy started up and runs the most ridiculous fashion/music blog in the country- meaning, regardless of what I do here, I can't possibly be the lamest person on earth, and 2) I'm pretty much handicapped when it comes to decision making until I analyze everything I can about whatever it is I'm considering buying and the available alternatives. With the upcoming move and the accompanying need to buy everything new, I figured I'd post what I learn here for all to see. So hold onto your garlic shaker, show only eight fingers, and prepare yourself to follow my journey into home ownership.

ps. the aforementioned lame fashion/music blog is actually very well written and pretty informative. check it out at http://ballcapsandneckties.blogspot.com, you won't be disappointed.